Fred Truman
Design & Code Creative
Bacillus Anthracis Seeks a Cool Chick
September 14, 2011
What’s up, ladies! What’s up! So like, I’m Bacillus Anthrasis and I’m single. This is me dressed up as Murk the centaur from last year’s RenFest. I broke up with my heinous ex-girlfriend last year, and I’ve just been kinda doing my own thing for while now, and I used to think this whole internet dating thing was bogus. But you know what, you gotta play the numbers game – so here I am! I’m looking to hang with a rockin-ass chick!
Ok, ok. I’m usually pretty cool, and I like to hang out where ever – in the ground, on some socks or even in an old envelope. I like to eat or not eat – whatever. And I’m down for a cold date, or a hot date. I don’t care, really. So if you’re cool and laid back, we can just sit around or whatever. An awesome girl, though might want to throw a sick-ass protein party – with some blood! Oh man! It might take a minute if we’re just sitting in some lungs, but once we get into those lymph nodes and then that blood – then I could, like, invite a bunch of awesome friends and we can all RAGE! Oh man, I love rocking – so if you’re down, just let me know.
But I gotta warn you, once I start rocking, watch out – it get’s crazy. So like, yeah – I might start spewing all this lethal factor, edema factor, and protective antigen - which might not sound so bad. But I usually black out, you know. All those factors and antigens are gonna leave the place looking like a total dump – and I might even start killing dudes! And not to be a super huge d$ck, but I might do that Irish exit thing. But yo – even if I leave, I don’t usually give out my number cuz my phone’s prepaid or whatever, but you can come back whenever – in like 70 years! – I might still be hanging around! My friends don’t call me the “Supah Shweet Townie” for nothin! Surprise!
Ok cool. Well, just let me know, you know! Keep rocking!
[image credit: eschipul]